promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via soft-lipss)


bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via thesonicscrew)


melkorwashere:

arthurpoo:

middle earth infinity scarf here
one ring script infinity scarf here

  • aka buy me this and i’ll give you my soul 

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

(via useyourcharm)


kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via pricklylegs)


WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

atheoryofmusic:

Jesse Lacey // Brand New
Photo by Natalia Balcerska (x)

atheoryofmusic:

Jesse Lacey // Brand New

Photo by Natalia Balcerska (x)

(via mundaywashere)


(via dais4days)


(via dais4days)


grantmoz:

lonely eyes // the front bottoms

grantmoz:

lonely eyes // the front bottoms

(via sandeetoes)


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via d0mecoach)


This guy is sending me the sexy signals.

I’m definitely pickin up what he’s puttin down



baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

I don’t know why, but groceries stores are the most stressful places for me and cause so much anxiety. Like I will break into a sweat and feel nauseous and be cussing out old ladies under my breath for walking so slow/being in my way. And then I end up forgetting half the stuff I need anyways because I’m in a panic. I feel like everyone is giving me strange looks and probs thinking, “wtf why is that girl so sweaty and frantically looking through the strawberries.”


achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via weight-a-second)