nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

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twerkingderp:

iconic

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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

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You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

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The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures




Pumpkin ale on my day off. Rimmed with some type of pie crust. So fucking good.

Pumpkin ale on my day off. Rimmed with some type of pie crust. So fucking good.


quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

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It had never occurred to me that our lives, which had been so closely interwoven, could unravel with such speed. If I’d known, maybe I’d have kept tighter hold of them and not let unseen tides pull us apart.
Never Let Me Go (2010), dir. Mark Romanek

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jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

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