May 2012
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hmmyesperfect:
Sometime around noon today my brain suffered a major attack from the derp virus. Been trying to recover all evening but my textbooks continue to laugh at me.
ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
So I forgot to mention it, but this happened...
*lecturing about frequency or something like that*
Professor: Okay so, it'd be like if you wanted to amplify something with a high frequency, like a flute.
Professor: ...... wait, can you do that?
Class: ....
Professor: Oh, yeah that is possible! A jazz flute. It was on Anchorman.
*continues lecture like a boss*
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You would think
that a rolley chair like this
would be way more comfortable than something like
But I guarantee that IT IS NOT.
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I’m just gonna end that conversation now because I don’t know how else to elaborate on “just the basics”
“For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...”
– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
And this sums up why I do not like the music of today.
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bless Theon’s sister for calling him a cunt. Because he is one.
Also, I KNEW HE DIDN’T REALLY BURN THEM. I seriously knew right after last episode that Theon was just bluffing. Because if they were really burned there would’ve been a huge shitstorm. So yeah.
But the episode was kind of boring. And there was only like, three seconds of Daenerys.
dammit game of thrones. why must your intro be so long
heyfunniest:
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
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LOTR GIF Challenge
Use every third GIF in your GIF folder and don’t cheat!
How you felt when you started watching LotR for the first time:
Your feelings when you see The Shire:
Your reaction when Boromir says “One does not simply walk into Mordor”:
Your reaction when Gandalf fell in Khazad-dûm:
Your opinion on Aragorn/Arwen:
Your reaction when Boromir died:
Your opinion on Gollum:
Your reaction...
What to do
Okay so I really want to see the avengers, like REALLY bad. So I’m debating on whether I should download it or not. If I download it, I could see it NOW. But if there is a chance that I’d actually go to the movies (which is an extremely rare occurrence) then I could experience it on the big screen and surround sound and yummy snacks (probably twizzlers).
Yeah I’m probably just...
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
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the-ss-destiel:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s...
THE SPILL CANVAS RELEASE NEW SONG
pupfresh:
The Spill Canvas have released a new song titled “From: San Francisco” and you can stream it below.
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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
Person Seeking Attention: Lol, ignore me and my ugly face lol~
Me: Okay.
*Goes along with life*
there is an intense thunderstorm happening. I wish I had my boy to cuddle with :/ I HATE long distance.